VJs Weekly Challenge – Embarrassing Moments

“Nobody notices when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it’s down.” Cynthia Lewis
Half Mast I'm not much for flags, something about a narrowing view that addles the best minds and, like a dog's territorial spray, borders a fantasy about things supposedly owned, and I was making this point over a jar or two, when someone said, yours isn't flying too well, you're half mast, and I zippered in a laughing hell. ©Paul Vincent Cannon