This is a classic stand-up comedy bit by Jerry Seinfeld from “I’m Telling You for the Last Time” comedy special (1998).
Jerry Seinfeld recently wrote a book, “Is This Anything?” which is a part-memoir of his life as a comedian and part joke book from five decades as a stand-up comedian. Each section labeled by the decade that the jokes were written in, i.e. 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, 2000s, 2010s has a short autobiographical reflection on that period, what was happening in his life, and his struggles and successes, which is followed by a series of short jokes he wrote and performed in his stand-up act.
I enjoyed the audiobook, read by Jerry, was like listening to a 6+ hour comedy special that had me cracking up for hours!
Enjoy!
me too! I’ll do anything for candy.. lol
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??? Ha! Might not want to broadcast that information, Dearest! 🤣🤣😂😂✨
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You mean if I come out of the closet, I’ll be out of a job? Now you know the secret for keeping clients.. lol they need me. ❤️ fatten them up and then work them hard. 🤣
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No, not exactly what I was thinking in regards to your comment – “I’ll do anything for candy!” LOL – Sorry, you shouldn’t leave lines like that laying around for me to twist! Ha!
xoxox 😘💕🌹✨✨
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I forgot the line.. uh oh … gotcha.. I will have my eye out from now on… ON YOU! lol 🤣
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Wouldn’t want anyone taking advantage of your weakness!
xoxox 😍😘💕🌹✨✨
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