There was once a hungry cat
Who had lost all of his fat
Several days without a mouse
So he went and found a house
Overrun with big fat mice
He didn’t have to think that twice
He went and ate them one by one
And he had a lot of fun
Then the mice took out a poll
Went and hid inside a hole
Then they didn’t come out at all
The hungry cat then took a call
A genius idea struck his head
He lied down and acted dead
Thinking it would coax the mice
To come out and steal the rice
But the mice had a clever air
They spoke to their foe lying there
“Your evil intents once kicked us
Your innocence now won’t trick us.”
The Reluctant Poet 