My funny valentine,
Sweet, comic valentine,
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable,
Yet, you’re my favorite work of art.
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak,
are you smart?
But don’t change a hair for me,
Not if you care for me;
Stay little valentine, stay.
Each day is valentine’s day.
Frank Sinatra, My Funny Valentine
Lyrics by Rodgers Richard and Hart Lorenz