KISSING PORCELAIN (A EUPHEMISM)
By Charles Robert Lindholm 2-8-2017 at 4:30 a.m.
Porcelain
skin so smooth
so soft, so white
beauty described
with elegant words
She shows up
at all the right places
she’s seen so many faces
we all appreciate her service
she is a Florence Nightingale
in your time of need
And though you hug and kiss her
she will never tell
Porcelain’s a lady
and she’s always so discreet
kissing Porcelain’s a secret
and she will never tell
© 2017 Charles Robert Lindholm – All Rights Reserved
Kissing Porcelain Is A Euphemism For Hugging The Toilet
After Binge Drinking
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This… is epically funny!
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You made my day!! I’m a little strange, I guess, but I couldn’t help but like the politeness of describing this “experience”. Inspired by an unwanted encounter! I’m so glad you got this and it made you laugh! So satisfying!
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Well, I am so honored and I will consider it done nonetheless!! Glad you got it and it made you laugh! Have you flirted with her yourself, in the past??
That was a great post! My pleasure.
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If I had the foggiest idea how to add an emoji in this reply, it would be a big, yellow, hysterically laughing smiley face. This is great! – and thanks for liking ‘The Bottom-Line.’
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Very clever Charles and I hope this is from memory and not what you are experiencing at the moment :).
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Ha! You always have such a great sense of humor. Glad you got it!! No not at the moment but it was just before I composed this. Thanks for the kind words! So, I’m guessing maybe you have been flirty with her in the past at some point? LOL!
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On numerous occasions Charles, but not recently as I have become more robust in my old age 🙂
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Ha! Yes, like me? I do so appreciate that she is always there for me but would prefer not to visit.
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